"The Nickator" That is what the local media in south florida has dubbed Dolphins- soon to be Bama head coach Nick Saban. Mostly for his infintile treatment of the media; which is deserved about fifty percent of the time...it's the fifty percent of the time that is not deserved that makes you look like such a tool box, Nicky. And, he's pretty short.
College kids are much more receptive to being berated and given 'time-outs', so Bama is probably a better fit. That fact that you're 15-17 in two coma inducing seasons w/ the fish and you spent all your cap $ on a broken quarterback w/ a lust for love on the water makes the fit that much snugger. So off to Bama where you will instantly become the most hated man in the SEC. (until Spurrier starts winning titles again) You'll already have the built-in Hatfield & McCoy rivalries w/ Auburn & Tennessee, but they will seem tame the first time you travel to Baton Rouge w/ a quarterback that has three first names. Enjoy the 40 million and the next four bowl seasons at any combination of the Outback, Chic-Fil-A, Capital One (maybe) or Independence.
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