With the loss of Saban, and the looming return of Ricky Williams, it may be necessary for the Doll-fans to stack up on some ho-ho’s and Kabala psalms (or whatever is currently hip to pray to). First off, everyone knew Saint Nick was leaving since Xmas, ESPECIALLY South Florida fans, err…I mean South Florida “Seasonal Followers Under Corrupt Conditions” or SFUCC’s. Worst fans on the entire East Coast, and that’s only because I’ve never been out west. So, for that reason alone, these flummoxed fans shouldn’t be given a say. Continuing, why all the hub-bub, bub? Bitching like they really didn’t think he would leave. Personally, I’d love to see him stay and make the AFC East that much easier; plus we’d have more years of horrid dolphin football, which will still be the case (Culpepper or Brees?…hmmmmm; odds J.Taylor will cry when he retires? Even more than Favre. Odds Zack Thomas will realize J.Taylor drilled his sister like a mule? Zack can’t count that high.) Regardless, who the hell wouldn’t leave this situation? For $32 mil?! Hated the guy at LSU, hated him in Miami, but gotta’ say, Bravo Nicki…I couldn’t have given the SFUCC’s a bigger finger myself.
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